OMG Arrested Development!

Narrator: Charged with the task of renewing his medical license, Tobias was enjoying his first acting class with Carl Weathers.

Tobias: “I don’t know what your police captain told you about me, but I’m a different breed of cop. I’m from the streets and I’m the last cop you’re ever going to want to mess with in a darkened alley. A dark alley. And I…”

Michael: Is there an “N. Bluth” in the family we don’t know about? They say there’s been money found in an account under that name.

George, Sr.: Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us, see if we’re going to turn against each other. They make stuff up. She doesn’t exist.

Michael: Yet you refer to her as a “she.”

George, Sr.: “He,” “she”—what’s the difference?

Tobias: Oh, hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

Bush/Cheney 2000.