OMG Arrested Development!

Narrator: For as it turns out, the fake priest was called to a patient’s room, and Father Ben filled in—not knowing it was fake. And that’s how the kids got married.

Mock Trial with J. Reinhold!

Impromptu Bar Mitzvah, hey-o!

George Michael: Well, you know the Torah tells us that the larger wrong is to put our own feelings before the commitments we’ve made. You know, towards the sick, aged and gross.

Narrator: That’s not in the Torah.

George Michael: And I mean you know, we weren’t there for ourselves today. We were there to bring happiness to others. And… I just… I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today.

Narrator: Again, not true.

Michael: GOB., I’m not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of…

GOB: You were going to say “mockery,” weren’t you?

Michael: I was in trouble, like, three words into that.

Narrator: And Maeby did the thing she had always thought was so corny…

Maeby: I can’t do this. I can’t do this.

George Michael: But, we aren’t…

Maeby: What am I doing?! We’re not… We’re not…

Narrator: …and ran away.