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Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.
Michael: You baited the balcony?
Lucille: Prove it.
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Michael: I’m serious. I’m driving a staircase, for God’s sake, okay? It smells like gas, I get hop-ons…
George, Sr.: Well, of course, you’re gonna get… You’re gonna get hop-ons.
Michael: I pull down banners, all right? And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it.
George, Sr.: (Laughing.) But he’s okay being seen with that girl? Michael.
Michael: It makes no sense, I know.
George, Sr.: It doesn’t.
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Michael: GOB., I’m not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of…
GOB: You were going to say “mockery,” weren’t you?
Michael: I was in trouble, like, three words into that.
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