OMG Arrested Development!

Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.

Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?

Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.

Michael: You baited the balcony?

Lucille: Prove it.

Michael: I’m serious. I’m driving a staircase, for God’s sake, okay? It smells like gas, I get hop-ons…

George, Sr.: Well, of course, you’re gonna get… You’re gonna get hop-ons.

Michael: I pull down banners, all right? And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it.

George, Sr.: (Laughing.) But he’s okay being seen with that girl? Michael.

Michael: It makes no sense, I know.

George, Sr.: It doesn’t.

Michael: GOB., I’m not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of…

GOB: You were going to say “mockery,” weren’t you?

Michael: I was in trouble, like, three words into that.