OMG Arrested Development!

Bush/Cheney 2000.

Michael: Well, let’s-let’s just say that-that in the secular world, one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. Not that anyone would ever act on… Oh, no, no. Stop.

Mrs. Veal: Take me.

Michael: Mrs. Veal…

Mrs. Veal: Take me to your secular world.

Mrs. Veal: Oh, my God!

Michael: Don’t do this. Don’t do this.

Mrs. Veal: I can’t believe we’re making love.

Michael: What are you talking about? We’re not making love.

Mrs. Veal: I want to please you secularly.

Michael: We’re not going to do this.

Mrs. Veal: But you kept telling me how beautiful I was.

Michael: Yeah, I was… surprised, because of Ann. Well…

Mrs. Veal: Why because of Ann?

Michael: Because of… an old wives’ tale.

Pastor Veal: Maybe I should get my wife. Honey. This is George Michael’s father.

Michael: This is your wife? I didn’t realize you could remarry.

Pastor Veal: What?

Michael: Is this Ann’s mother?

Mrs. Veal: I’m Mrs. Veal.

Michael: Sorry, I just… I did not expect somebody so young.

Mrs. Veal: Next, you’re going to say how Ann and I could be sisters.

Michael: No. I’d never say that.