OMG Arrested Development!

Bush/Cheney 2000.

Michael: Well, let’s-let’s just say that-that in the secular world, one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. Not that anyone would ever act on… Oh, no, no. Stop.

Mrs. Veal: Take me.

Michael: Mrs. Veal…

Mrs. Veal: Take me to your secular world.

Mrs. Veal: Oh, my God!

Michael: Don’t do this. Don’t do this.

Mrs. Veal: I can’t believe we’re making love.

Michael: What are you talking about? We’re not making love.

Mrs. Veal: I want to please you secularly.

Michael: We’re not going to do this.

Mrs. Veal: But you kept telling me how beautiful I was.

Michael: Yeah, I was… surprised, because of Ann. Well…

Mrs. Veal: Why because of Ann?

Michael: Because of… an old wives’ tale.

George, Sr.: Fine. Put the ether on the puppet’s lips, have the puppet kiss her.

G.O.B.: (As Franklin.) I ain’t kissing that old bitch.

George, Sr.: (Strangling Franklin.) That’s my wife, you bastard!

G.O.B.: Dad, that’s my wrist! (As Franklin.) Hey, man, that’s his neck!

Mario: Is that Mr. Bluth there?

G.O.B.: He’s got us, Dad. Come on out.

George, Sr.: He’s talking to you, you idiot. Cover.

G.O.B.: (As Franklin.) I ain’t yo daddy! How’s it going, brother?

Mario: You want to pop the trunk and roll the windows down, please? I’m just messing with you. Hey, Franklin. How you doing, little man?

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Narrator: Maeby had used her grandmother’s address so as to not arouse suspicion at home. This required convincing the guard she was several years younger than her age.

Mario: Boy, you get a lot of mail from that movie studio.

Maeby: I write a lot of letters to movie stars.

Mario: You seem a little old for that.

Maeby: Babysit me!