OMG Arrested Development!

Narrator: For as it turns out, the fake priest was called to a patient’s room, and Father Ben filled in—not knowing it was fake. And that’s how the kids got married.

George Michael: Well, you know the Torah tells us that the larger wrong is to put our own feelings before the commitments we’ve made. You know, towards the sick, aged and gross.

Narrator: That’s not in the Torah.

George Michael: And I mean you know, we weren’t there for ourselves today. We were there to bring happiness to others. And… I just… I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today.

Narrator: Again, not true.

Narrator: And Maeby did the thing she had always thought was so corny…

Maeby: I can’t do this. I can’t do this.

George Michael: But, we aren’t…

Maeby: What am I doing?! We’re not… We’re not…

Narrator: …and ran away.

Narrator: Maeby had had enough of her mother and decided to go back with Michael.

Maeby: I’m so sick of her. The lame flirting…

Narrator: Michael, of course, thought Maeby was referring to Ann.

Michael: You know, I think he’s going to get sick of her before it goes too far.

Maeby: Of course, he will. She’s a child.

Michael: Well, that part’s not really her fault. I-I just hate to see him wasting his time, you know?

Maeby: Let’s just go. I’ll be in your car.

Michael: Well, is George Michael okay with that?

Maeby: It’s fine. Just drive.

Narrator: At no point were Michael and Maeby talking about the same person, and there were only four people in their group.a

Maeby: And it’s not a race thing.

Michael: Yeah, whoever gets there first.

I’m saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it.

Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that.

That’s my point, you… handsome cowboy, you.

Oh, great. And now you’re mocking me. You selfish… coun.. try-music-loving lady. Hello, Maeby.