OMG Arrested Development!

George Michael: Hey, do you think my mom’s engagement ring is still around?

Lindsay: Of course it is. Your father would never part with something so precious.

Narrator: In fact, Lindsay was currently wearing it on her middle toe.

Narrator: Maeby had had enough of her mother and decided to go back with Michael.

Maeby: I’m so sick of her. The lame flirting…

Narrator: Michael, of course, thought Maeby was referring to Ann.

Michael: You know, I think he’s going to get sick of her before it goes too far.

Maeby: Of course, he will. She’s a child.

Michael: Well, that part’s not really her fault. I-I just hate to see him wasting his time, you know?

Maeby: Let’s just go. I’ll be in your car.

Michael: Well, is George Michael okay with that?

Maeby: It’s fine. Just drive.

Narrator: At no point were Michael and Maeby talking about the same person, and there were only four people in their group.a

Maeby: And it’s not a race thing.

Michael: Yeah, whoever gets there first.