OMG Arrested Development!

GOB: My mom really took up a bunch of your space, huh? What a bitch.

Lucille 2: What, what do you mean?

GOB: When she expanded her bathroom and moved your wall over. That’s why all your stuff’s sticking out.

Lucille 2: (Chuckles awkwardly.) Your mother really has a way of getting my goat.

Narrator: So, G.O.B. *bleep*ed Lucille 2.

Tobias: All right, fellas, look, I know you know nothing but a life on the street. But I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. The joy of the stage. So, maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing, and stop… je-terrorizing me.

No, no, no, it’s supposed to say “Tobias’s Queen Mary.” No, that is not what it says. I distinct… hello? (Sighing.) Well, I suppose I could just paint over “Mary.”

Tobias: I just bought the Queen Mary!

G.O.B.: You’re kidding. I was just gonna get a yacht.

Tobias: No, no, no. The club. I was dancing with what turned out to be the club’s owner, and he was looking to sell. Oh, he-he really, really did look like a woman. But anywho, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it’s in a terrifying neighborhood?!

Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.

Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?

Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.

Michael: You baited the balcony?

Lucille: Prove it.

Lucille 2: So, is there a…. a girl in your life?

Buster: Well, I would hardly call my mother a girl, but, yes, she’s still very much a part of my life.

Lucille 2: No. I mean, uh, someone who makes you hear music?

Buster: Oh. Uh, she mostly likes talk radio.

Lucille 2: I mean a girl who makes you f-feel romantic.

Buster: Oh.

Lucille 2: And also who makes you hear beautiful music.

Buster: Yes. No.