OMG Arrested Development!

Things didn’t work out with Mom. It was utterly macabre.

Staying here? What, did that Mexican throw you out?

She’s not that Mexican, mom, she’s my Mexican. And she’s Colombian or something. Anyway, it’s over.

You’ve got three days,

Hey, if I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here!

And Steven Holt… Where is Steven Holt?

Steve Holt!

Yes. Get ready for the acting challenge of your sweet young life, fair lady, for you are my Beatrice!

Beatrice!

Well, they’re different people every day, teenagers— hormones all ablaze. Except, of course, when they’re on stage when I need it.

No, he said it wasn’t about a girl. Maybe he really is pulling away.

Not a girl? Of course… Methinks a Cupid I shall play.

Soy loco por los Cornballs!