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OMG Arrested Development!

Aug 1 '11
Jul 28 '11

It walked on my pillow!

Jul 28 '11

Anonymous asked:

Hey, do you know what the song is that they always play whenever George Michael has to face something sexually uncomfortable? Like when Ann asks him to "teach her the ways of the secular flesh" or when Maeby has to sit on his lap?
Love your blog!!!

It’s called “Gonna Get Together” by Leroy. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tp79d_PC-U

Jul 22 '11

GOB: My mom really took up a bunch of your space, huh? What a bitch.
Lucille 2: What, what do you mean?
GOB: When she expanded her bathroom and moved your wall over. That’s why all your stuff’s sticking out.
Lucille 2: (Chuckles awkwardly.) Your mother really has a way of getting my goat.
Narrator: So, G.O.B. *bleep*ed Lucille 2.

GOB: My mom really took up a bunch of your space, huh? What a bitch.

Lucille 2: What, what do you mean?

GOB: When she expanded her bathroom and moved your wall over. That’s why all your stuff’s sticking out.

Lucille 2: (Chuckles awkwardly.) Your mother really has a way of getting my goat.

Narrator: So, G.O.B. *bleep*ed Lucille 2.
Jul 21 '11

Narrator: That night, Tobias’s plan to change the streets with his gang also turned out to be ill-conceived.

Tobias: Hey, fezellas, looks like you guys are up to no good. Well… this gang used to be like that, too… three, four! (Rapping) / So, you think you’re tough / Well, we hate rappin’ / But don’t bust a cap in / ’Cause here’s what’s happ’nin’ / We’re breakin’ out some old-fashioned tappin’/

Hot Cop #5: (Singing.) / Hip of the Crips / There’s a new gang in town… /

Gunshot.

Hot Cop #5: Oh! I’ve been shot!

Tobias: We miscalculated! Retreat!
Jul 20 '11

Tobias: All right, fellas, look, I know you know nothing but a life on the street. But I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. The joy of the stage. So, maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing, and stop… je-terrorizing me.

Tobias: All right, fellas, look, I know you know nothing but a life on the street. But I’d like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. The joy of the stage. So, maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing, and stop… je-terrorizing me.

Jul 19 '11

No, no, no, it’s supposed to say “Tobias’s Queen Mary.” No, that is not what it says. I distinct… hello? (Sighing.) Well, I suppose I could just paint over “Mary.”

No, no, no, it’s supposed to say “Tobias’s Queen Mary.” No, that is not what it says. I distinct… hello? (Sighing.) Well, I suppose I could just paint over “Mary.”

Jul 19 '11
Jul 19 '11

George Michael is afraid of sex.

Jul 18 '11

Anonymous asked:

do you know where i can watch all seasons online for free?

Try this. I clicked on some of the links and they seemed to work (although the quality wasn’t top notch, but oh well). Also, you could try Sidereel.